shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

Beyoncé seems to have found the fountain of youth.

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

emkoenig:

ART MUSEUM #FINDS

imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

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People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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Fergie - L.A. Love (La La)
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L.A. Love (La La) - Fergie

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,