white pop singer: *sings slightly faster than usual*
white fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS NEW RAP EXCELLENCE NICKI MINAJ WHO? BUSTA WHO? LMAO KANYE WEST IS GONNA BE WORKIN AT MCDONALDS PRETTY SOON
Taylor here. I’m locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.

taylorswift:

phoenixxpoetry:

ask away sweet one!!!!

Is re blogging what I’m doing right now and is this the best way to write back to someone?
Also how do I get GIFs?
How do you post them?
How do I have one of those convos you always see screen shots of on Instagram?
Is that by re blogging or is there some sort of conversation board on here?
Overwhelmed. Taking deep breaths.

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*
He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
A six word story (via emobean)

voodouqueen:

cosbyykidd:

This has me weak bruh

Oh my GOD YALL CHILDISH

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*
Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world