i wouldn’t even want to see this face on my worst enemies
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
this is too real
I love her so much
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL
Big Boobs McGee